Leftovers

I went out to lunch with my coworkers, a group that we like to call the (company) Marching Band. Why that name stuck, I don't remember, but we make jokes about Marching Band practices ALL the time and its still funny. Anyway, we were all at lunch and one of them asked me why I hadn't finished my food. "Do you realize how many hungry people in the world would love to have those leftovers?" And I responded, "Of course! I'm sure the whole cast of Survivor would LOVE to eat them."

Candy cigs

I could use a chalky candy cigarette about now.